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You might think you’re OK with someone walking in and talking to you while you’re in the middle of pooping. The hours you can devote to television are limited, which means choosing which shows you’ll watch together and which ones you’ll need to abandon.
You might think you don’t take very long showers, or that you don’t shed that much hair down the drain, or that you put the toilet paper on the roll the right way. Sure, you might even have two TVs, but the whole point of living together is so you can stare slack-jawed at the same screen for hours, right?
When you go out in public, everyone is just walking around trying really hard not to be as weird as they actually are.