They’re weird and put lardons in everything they cook. Please see the Boys posts as my way of dealing with the tiny little things before they create a catastrophic rage tornado. Crumbs repeatedly fall through the gap, requiring diligent clearing.
In fact, we’re already living together, holed up at my mother’s house, using the amenities and eating all her food.
I am actually Colombian, my family is Colombian, and more importantly (aside from my height, 6’2″) I look Colombian.
I have lived my entire life, barring the past 5 years of course, in Southern California.
NOTE: I wrote this post about my experience dating women in Medellin back in April of 2013.