You see them at the beach all tanned and gorgeous; their toned arms carrying boards as the breeze blows at their rough sun-bleached surfer hair.
Their lean athletic bodies look so sexy, natural, and daring, especially when you see them ripping at the waves and bravely charging sets and barrels.
I hope you’re not the clingy type because for these sea-loving creatures surfing will often if not always be first and relationships second.
I also hope you don’t mind sharing because you will have to share your dude with the sport about 70-30. If you can swallow that bitter truth then you’ll be fine.
Full of teenage apathy, I gave up, concluding that I would never be able to fulfill my dream.