Doesn’t matter if the sun is shining, if it’s pouring rain, or dumping snow. “ — a really tiny beer — for you and your delicate Spanish girlfriend. Then you bring the ridiculous mini-beer to your girl.
She has the amazing power of being able to start funny and original conversations with everyone, anywhere, anytime. But she dares to tell you that she wants to honeymoon in Buenos Aires? But it doesn’t matter what you think, so you just do your best to deflect the awkward look the bartender throws you. You just let your mind fly like during that Calculus class where old professor Faustino Rodríguez spent really long hours jibber-jabbering about irrational numbers. “Oh, it’s so romantic,” she says after listening to it for what must be the 600th time.
Like, trying to pick one of us up with: "Mami, ven aquí/I want to be your papi chulo, can't you see? Check it out and let us know if we missed anything, and if you think we hit the mark with our tips! In fact, it is bound to get worse with age—which is probably ok, since your hearing won’t be so great by then. or shaking your bon bon like it’s 1999 (cause frankly, that’s not very manly).
When recently did a piece on How to Date an Indian (Advice for the Non-Indian), we decided to put our own list together.
If this is a huge problem, try telling us we have to be somewhere one hour or so before we actually have to be there. If you don’t believe in God, say, “I’m more spiritual than religious.” That’s it. ’ Then after I gave birth, the room was packed: My cousins Papo and Adriana, Aunt Mirna, Raquel, Toñito. This is why I wanted to wear earrings to the hospital!