" then you've probably already heard that Taylor is dating Joe Alwyn.
Like Tom Hiddleston, Calvin Harris, and Harry Styles before him, Joe is a pasty young lad from the UK.
We’ve been through the Taylor Swift dating timeline before and it always ends the same.
But let’s dig deeper into the latest reports in Swift’s dating life.
Unlike those other blokes, he's not really famous in his own right, so there's no risk that Joe will outshine Taylor or team with one of her celebrity rivals. The official story from Camp Swifty is that Taylor has "learned from her past relationships" and thus decided to move to slowly and keep things on the down-low with Joe.
That lie served it's intended purpose for about a week, but now there's a whole slew of pesky facts getting in the way of the "mature, world-weary Taylor" narrative.
Everyone is thrilled that Taylor has met a real gentleman.” And it appears as though the up-and-coming star is completely smitten with the blonde beauty.