To wit: There once was a time when Jennifer Lopez‘s most defining feature was her shapely butt.
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And if you did know some of them, that’s all good and dandy too. Jay-Z and Rosario Dawson Before he really got serious with Beyoncé and was a household name, and supposedly after an alleged short boo-ship with the late Aaliyah, Jay-Z was romantically involved with actress Rosario Dawson.
You know Rosario, she was the actress in movies like and a lot more. Henson If you are like most of the staff here and read Common’s memoir, “One Day It’ll All Make Sense,” then you probably already knew that these two were an item.
When you have a fulfilling life of your own that exists completely separate from him, you will automatically be seen as having great value.