Joey Adams, a junior here at Michigan State, had his 15 minutes of fame after an article about his impressive dating résumé trended on Buzzfeed News.
Unless you’ve created a professional resume detailing all the ways you’re a catch, like this Michigan State student did, you’ve got a ways to go. Looks like you’re losing.) The story begins last week.
With MSU’s school formal coming up, junior Ashley Harrington was concerned her roommate didn’t have a date.
So afterward I decided to make one, so if it ever came up again I could use it in my favor.” Even though she probably just didn’t know how to flat out say no to going out with him (the truth hurts), and he didn’t end up getting the date to the formal, it wasn’t all for nothing.
The notice he’s gotten for his dating resume seems to have actually attracted quite a few ladies his way. “I’ve gotten a few texts asking me to other formals/wedding dates, so this wasn’t a lost cause.” Joey has officially reached player status, and not just because of his job as a lubricant consultant.
If this is what it takes to find your soulmate nowadays, this kid might be on to something.