" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off! " Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no!
I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty. My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I. Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?
(I bet dis would surely make u laugh) Twist in the tale Girl : Hiiiiii Boy : Hi Girl : what happened?
) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I was looking something to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Girl: I am waiting so much for the time we will get married. Girlfriend: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, problems to lighten your burden.