I can’t have you thinking I’m undesirable) I did check their profiles to see the last time they were active and I would say about half of them hadn’t been active on Tinder since I dropped my opener.
I also revel in the fact that rather than clearing things up for them, I just left them wondering.
One man responds to her spiel with a long story about the time he saw Ron Jeremy eating tacos.
A balding blond in high-waist pants stares blankly at Joanna during the porn star pitch, then continues with the same bit he used on the previous woman, about a job he once had at Warner Bros answering letters as Bugs Bunny.
There’s a reason Miamians never ask “what do you do?