Next, you’ll need to focus on your written profile.
If you’re like me, beneath your pudgy exterior is a gigantic lack of personality. When writing an online profile, it’s important that you make everything up!
It is completely unreasonable to believe that either half of any relationship should have to give up being who they are in order to be loved and nurtured within the relationship.
You’ve got one or more equally dumb plans to rectify the situation—here, Ders attempts to catfish coworkers Bill and Montez, while Adam appeals to the homeless vets/pot dealers in the woods for a pillowcase of free “ditchweed.” And finally you’ve got escalation, where all turns to often scatological chaos, as occurs here in a family style restaurant when the guys’ plan to enlist Tez to get Blake’s money back (Blake had sent a picture of the young Tez to Erin to impress her) ends up with Tez, Erin, and Tez’ wife Colleen having a messy threesome in the restaurant bathroom. As with most episodes, though, the real show takes place in the details.
Adam is going to pretend to be cooler/stronger/more sexually experienced than he is (here bragging to Tez’s teenage son that he’s had sex with “like six, borderline seven” women).
, idolizing the cosmopolitan lives of Samantha, Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte.
Now, she’s morphed into the be-careful-what-you-wish-for cliché.
Fortunately for you, I’m here to offer some helpful advice. But most attorneys look less like Bradley Cooper and more like a young Meatloaf circa 1976.