It’s not just that you have good jokes — it’s that you always seem to take whatever life throws at you in stride.
You are the champion of sarcastically narrating your life and always try to find the humor in a bad situation.
Keep quiet unless there is something important to be said. If you are in a position of authority make it clear the first time you say something that it will be the last.
Do not attempt to explain your reasoning for any of the rules or guidelines you set forth for your employees, children or any other group of people in which you have been given some sort of authority over.
We all know of many ways that powerful people can hurt others deliberately.