Aries' ardent attempts to melt your defenses will be oh-so hot and nearly impossible to resist.
Even if you think he's a bit of a boor, his caveman-esque lack of nuance could push a prehistoric button in your brain, making you go gaga for his unga-bunga (though admittedly charismatic) ways. The mastery-minded Aries man pours his complete focus into one thing at a time—which is awesome when that's YOU, but notsomuch when it isn't.
Before you know it, you'll be shedding your clothes for the most uninhibited romps of your life. Trying to pry him away from his obsession du jour can drive you mad.
You may need to pick up his caveman club and whack him over the head to get his attention. Like an adventurous knight, the Aries man is forever in pursuit of thrilling new conquests—especially ones that give him the independence (read: no boss) that he craves.
And sadly, it doesn't hurt if you're wearing one of those skimpy cavegirl outfits either. While you'll want to support his starry-eyed dreams, you might also get stuck footing the bills or holding down the fort while he eagerly chases another potentially unrealistic idea.